The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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