I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
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Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
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I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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