Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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