I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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