My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
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WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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