I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
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I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
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Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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