Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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