i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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