Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
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Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
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Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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