ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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