No awkward lesbian experiences without me
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
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