all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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