Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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