If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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