We tried having a conversation with our noses.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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