PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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