I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
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When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
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So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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