I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
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Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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