How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i just google imaged poop.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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