Dual....:-)
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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