so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
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where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
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alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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