I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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