this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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