this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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