i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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