Your tits are I can't wait for
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
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id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
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There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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