Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
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well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
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You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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