He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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