Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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