Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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