Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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