I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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