Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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