god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
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Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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