i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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