So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
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she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
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I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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