Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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