I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
It was confusing and full of hummus
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
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Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
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Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
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