The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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