he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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