I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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