he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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