it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
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Is my lip ring still in your hair?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
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he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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