i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
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i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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