I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
