I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
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