remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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