did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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