I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Randomize
