Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
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Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
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I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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