Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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