My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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