She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
time to smoke my breakfast
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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