I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
so much tequila, so little girl.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Randomize
