love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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