i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
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if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
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They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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