i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
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Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
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I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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