the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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