Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
This house was built for laser tag.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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