i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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